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You are not gonna beleive this...
Spooler87 Offline
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#1
well, I was riding along aat 1am and had the sunroof down, just enjoying the night when....

A goddamn Pidgon somehow manages to shit THROUGH my sunroof!! it bounced off my head and splattered all over the back seats!! GoDDAMMITT!! I just cleaned them!! I swear wth all the problems I've had lately, i'm now convinced the world is out to shit on me!! [Image: biggrin.gif]

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87 Tubocoupe, Light Regatta Blue, All Options incl. Leather; 2.5" exaust, Dynamax super turbo mufflers w/3"chrome tips, MSD 6AL, Blaster2 Coil and wires, Homemade adjustable boost valve.
"The stage is set, the orchestra engaged.... it's now time to see if you can dance."
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jabobia Offline
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#2
LOL [Image: biggrin.gif] thats messed up man...it can only get better

-james

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Joe F Offline
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#3
A bit of an off-topic metaphysical reply here...

It seems to me that the Universe gives us what we expect. Not always what we ask for, rather what we really, truely, deep down expect.

Therefore I try to be really careful about how I "hold my mind"; it's really hard sometimes! [Image: biggrin.gif]

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[This message has been edited by JoeCool (edited 08-12-2003).]
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Pete D Offline
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#4
I'm sorry you got hit, honest I am. But you have also found a second use for the sun roof besides it's ability to drown out conversation - moving target for birds [Image: biggrin.gif]

I agree with Joe on the metaphysical perspective:

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try, sometimes you get what you need"
Rolling Stones

The trick is to figure out how or why you needed it. In this case you needed it so that you would have something to entertain the rest of us with [Image: biggrin.gif]

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GaryS#2 Offline
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#5
LOL, that's too funny man.

We need a forum for funny sh**t like this so we can go have a laugh when needed.

My only bird incident this year happened on my bike.
I was riding along on a windy day and this unidentifide bird came right at me.
He barely got out of the way and bounced off the top of my helmet.
Had a wasp incident too, but it wasn't funny.
Grocery Getter/Rice Cooker.
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Spooler87 Offline
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#6
The bad part was that i had just spent about 2 hours cleaning every conceivable nook and cranny inside that car, and then i had to go back and clean up birdshit that splattered all over the place....even had to re clean the back glass.....dammit [Image: mad.gif]

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87 Tubocoupe, Light Regatta Blue, All Options incl. Leather; 2.5" exaust, Dynamax super turbo mufflers w/3"chrome tips, MSD 6AL, Blaster2 Coil and wires, Homemade adjustable boost valve.
"The stage is set, the orchestra engaged.... it's now time to see if you can dance."
All hail Project "Marauder" !
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philS Offline
Senior Member
#7
Spooler,

look on the bright side ... mathematically, odds are that will never happen to you again [Image: biggrin.gif]

Funny story, when my grandfather was a kid, he was a member of an archery club. They were at a baseball field shooting at targets, all of which were lined up by the fence. Forty feet beyond the fence was the street. So as he's lining up for his first shot of the day, the instructor stops by. He asks what happens if he over-shoots the target, and the instructor said 'don't worry, you will never reach beyond the target.' So my grandfather pulls back and launches the first arrow right over the target, over the fence, and IN and OUT of the front windows of some guy (scared the crap out of him, no doubt) as he passed the field.

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oldraven Offline
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#8
HAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!1

I laughed out loud here at work. Damn man, what kind of luck is that. You've got to respect the bird though, that's one tallented pidgeon. "Damn humans poluting my air with their $%&@'n cars. Look at this asshole. Does he actually think that thing looks like a BIRD?!? Take that shite head."

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I'd like to think my life has a soundtrack, and it sounds just like the white album.

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CAW!!
I'd like to think my life has a soundtrack, and it sounds just like the white album.

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