North American Turbocoupe Organization



Why are my co-workers dumb?? 2.3 related story
Spooler87 Offline
Posting Freak
#1
I Work at an auto parts store in Sun Prarie WI and I work with some of the most ignorant people. One guy in particular pisses me off. He just happenes to own a Porsch 944, and of course, his car is ALWAYS better, faster and "Worth more than your pice of crap turbo-turd will ever be". (At least in his opinion) I got pissed off today and challenged him to a race, when and if we can find a decent track around here. Its time this dipshit got schooled on how fast these cars really are. This is the same guy who about 3 months ago had to put his foot in his mouth when i smoked his 94?? Dodge neon (Supposedly tuned, High flow exaust and a super chip) with none other than my Old 180 some thousand mile 88 thunderbird 3.8L (No real heavy mods). I found it Ironic however that he sold this Neon about a week after he had his ass handed to him by me. Anyways, I'v taken his precious Porsch out for a ride, adn MAN IS IT A SLOW CAR!!! His top end is a little better as far as I can tell, but with an automatic transmisson in it, I just cant see this thing beating my 87 Turbocoupe in the 1/4 or even 1/2 mile!! I Really want to put this guy in his place! On another note however, I Also get crap every day from ALL of my co workers. Here are their cars.

Lou-( Store Manager) 80's Nissan Sentra, no
mods- Piece of cake

Troy
(1st asisstant manager) Mr. Porsch boy himself

Nick-1993 Chevey Berretta GT, Cammed, Also a 1995 Beretta GTZ, Quad 4 Engine, No mods

Travis- 1995 GTZ again, High flow exaust MSD Ignition, 1996 Beretta Z34, MSD setup

Jason, 93 Eagle talon, Bigger turbo, not the AWD version, but still a decently fast car

Tim- 92 Ford tempo.... not even worth my gas money...


So what do you think guys, The only one I'm even remotely worried about is the Talon, but Not too woried. I Just want to silence them all FOREVER!!!
All hail Project "Marauder" !
Reply

FlyByeBoy Offline
Member
#2
Nothing like a little inter office rivelry. You tell your crack smoking asissant manager he is driving a glorified VW. The poor mans Porsch. And many real Porsch owners don't consider the 944 a real Porsch. I know a few. I don't think you'll have any problems with him.

------------------
88 TC X 2 One stock one not so stock. (NATO Member)
Not So Stock 88 TC. 94 SHO w/5speed. (NATO Member)
Reply

Huffin Offline
Junior Member
#3
Yeah, I crushed some knob in his S10 SS today. He thought that vortec was quick. It had a chip, cat back, cold air doohicky, hood and a set of drag lites on it.

I demolished him off the light then pulled a lead he had no hope of overcoming. I had a good 5 car lengths on him when I got out of it. He stays in it and flies by me then flashes his hazard lights.

A rice by! He did a rice by!

I gave it back to him. I tromped it down and blew past him fast enough to suck the wife-beater off his torso. Instead of flashing my hazards I flashed him the bird.
88 TC, Auto Sad
Reply

Huffin Offline
Junior Member
#4
Quote:Originally posted by FlyByeBoy:
Nothing like a little inter office rivelry. You tell your crack smoking asissant manager he is driving a glorified VW. The poor mans Porsch. And many real Porsch owners don't consider the 944 a real Porsch. I know a few. I don't think you'll have any problems with him.


Refer to it as a Porch. Tell him it's where the wanna be sports car enthusiasts sit. The only one that thought he could take me that I actually work with was the S10 SS I just mentioned. There is a dude two doors down that just bought a new ricey clown car that I thought I wanted to race. Here I found out its a mitsubishi evolution and I guess they run a 13!
88 TC, Auto Sad
Reply

TurboBays Offline
Member
#5
Yeah the new mitsubishi evolution will not be a cake walk. unless u have some good mods or he can not drive you are going to get beat. (u are going to get beat) really pains me 2 say that when talking about a rice buner racing a tc
Reply

Peagasus Offline
Member
#6
Dude, what is up with all your co-workers driving Berettas? They're crappier than the Escort, although better acceleration.

I've ran (and beaten) my buddy's Beretta GT (not the Z model) in my old Honda beater.

The other guys are right... The 944 is a poor man's Porsche. Dad had a Nissan Maxima (before modding family cars were a fad, damn ricers!) from the mid 80's and he actually beat a 944 on the track.

The Eagle Talon may have you. Depends on all his mods, boost, and traction. I've seen AWD models, rolling on chrome 20's run 13.8 sec.

The new Lancer (EVO VIII) run high 13s with a good driver, unmodded. Along with the Subaru WRX STI... they run pretty fast too.

------------------
Adam D

2.3T Pinto Wagon
Adam D

2.3T Pinto Wagon
Reply





Users browsing this thread:
1 Guest(s)



Theme © iAndrew 2018 - Software MyBB