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I Work at an auto parts store in Sun Prarie WI and I work with some of the most ignorant people. One guy in particular pisses me off. He just happenes to own a Porsch 944, and of course, his car is ALWAYS better, faster and "Worth more than your pice of crap turbo-turd will ever be". (At least in his opinion) I got pissed off today and challenged him to a race, when and if we can find a decent track around here. Its time this dipshit got schooled on how fast these cars really are. This is the same guy who about 3 months ago had to put his foot in his mouth when i smoked his 94?? Dodge neon (Supposedly tuned, High flow exaust and a super chip) with none other than my Old 180 some thousand mile 88 thunderbird 3.8L (No real heavy mods). I found it Ironic however that he sold this Neon about a week after he had his ass handed to him by me. Anyways, I'v taken his precious Porsch out for a ride, adn MAN IS IT A SLOW CAR!!! His top end is a little better as far as I can tell, but with an automatic transmisson in it, I just cant see this thing beating my 87 Turbocoupe in the 1/4 or even 1/2 mile!! I Really want to put this guy in his place! On another note however, I Also get crap every day from ALL of my co workers. Here are their cars.
Lou-( Store Manager) 80's Nissan Sentra, no
mods- Piece of cake
Troy
(1st asisstant manager) Mr. Porsch boy himself
Nick-1993 Chevey Berretta GT, Cammed, Also a 1995 Beretta GTZ, Quad 4 Engine, No mods
Travis- 1995 GTZ again, High flow exaust MSD Ignition, 1996 Beretta Z34, MSD setup
Jason, 93 Eagle talon, Bigger turbo, not the AWD version, but still a decently fast car
Tim- 92 Ford tempo.... not even worth my gas money...
So what do you think guys, The only one I'm even remotely worried about is the Talon, but Not too woried. I Just want to silence them all FOREVER!!!
Lou-( Store Manager) 80's Nissan Sentra, no
mods- Piece of cake
Troy
(1st asisstant manager) Mr. Porsch boy himself
Nick-1993 Chevey Berretta GT, Cammed, Also a 1995 Beretta GTZ, Quad 4 Engine, No mods
Travis- 1995 GTZ again, High flow exaust MSD Ignition, 1996 Beretta Z34, MSD setup
Jason, 93 Eagle talon, Bigger turbo, not the AWD version, but still a decently fast car
Tim- 92 Ford tempo.... not even worth my gas money...
So what do you think guys, The only one I'm even remotely worried about is the Talon, but Not too woried. I Just want to silence them all FOREVER!!!
All hail Project "Marauder" !