North American Turbocoupe Organization

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miamihawk Offline
Fender Well KN Flter, 255 HiPressure Fuel Pump, Full 3" Exhaust DP to tip with no cat, Magnaflow Muffler

miamihawk Offline
You know you're a Riceboy if...

... you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, du" after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve sheilding what's actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians dont get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine. [Image: smile.gif]
This was copied from the DSM Back-Up Manual CD

Your muffler is louder than your stereo.
Your stereo has more power than your car.
Your PIAA fog lights are brighter than your headlights.
The wing on your car has more lift than an airplane.
You've eaten more rice in your car than women.
Your car has more neon than the local quickie mart.
Your car is usually confused with the soud of a leaf blower.
Your car alarm talks in Japanese.
You cross speed bumps at an angle to avoid getting stuck.
Your parents spent more buying your car than your education.
You drive your sports car 45mph on the freeway.
You can fit a watermelon or any large fruit in your tailpipe.
You have a sticker on your car reminding you what your car is "powered by".
You don't know the language of the stickers on your car.
You have high performance wipers.
You have never paid your own gas bill.
You have ever modified, or bragged about modifying your wipers.
Your car says 0.5 rather than 5.0
You don't know the size of your engine. (or afraid to tell)
You have a fake car phone or antenna on your car.
You have to stop to see if your radio is on because of the muffler.
You modify a picture of your modified car.
Your car talks in Japanese.
You spend money on a carbon fiber stick shift knob, thinking it will help.
Your car says "asian enginunity" anywhere on it.
You passed the DMV test, but cannot understand the signs on the road.
You have neon around the car's plates.
Fender Well KN Flter, 255 HiPressure Fuel Pump, Full 3" Exhaust DP to tip with no cat, Magnaflow Muffler

85 Turbo Bird Offline
Ok, I agree with most of those statements but I would love to have a car alarm that spoke in Japanese or Chinese when set off. That would just be too cool [Image: biggrin.gif] Then some of the ricers would understand when it says "Back away from the nice car" :lol:
85 TC Auto

250-280 rwhp or Bust!!!!
mods: Sony HU, Pioneer 6.5" 3-way in the door and Pioneer 6x8 2-way in the rear deck; full 3" exhaust installed(dp, hi-flow cat, 3" MAC mustang GT cat-back)

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